Inuyasha was losing his patience as fast as Koenma. He couldn't find the desk, he didn't have time to deal with this woman who didn't even know how she died, and he didn't want to spend anymore time being the Gatekeeper to Heaven. Just as he was about to lose it, another woman appeared next to the first one. Inuyasha bent down to talk to her, and saw that it was Cassandra! About damn time too! She was laughing about something and said, "Oh, playing with that guy never gets old! How easily he's hospitilized too!"

She looked up at Inuyasha and said, "Oh right. I should return to my normal size."

Within the blink of an eye, she was back to Inuyasha's size and in her robes. Inuyasha opened his mouth ready to let loose a stream of curses and insults about his ordeal but Cassie merely held up a hand and said, "Whatever your problem is, it doesn't matter anymore does it? Be glad I was only gone an hour!"

"But that's impossible!" Inuyasha said. "You've only been gone for twenty minutes at most!"

"Well, time moves differently on Earth." She said in a tone of voice one uses when one is talking with a fool. "Now what seems to be the hold up here?"

Inuyasha explained his problems with the woman not knowning the cause of her death, Koga's need to have a report of worldly deeds, and Koenma's impatience. Cassie sighed and said, "Leave it to a temp to ruin everything! Step aside and watch me work!"

She sat down in midair and instantly a desk appeared, her clothes changing to those of a secretary. She pushed up rimless glasses that had suddenly appeared on her face and opened up a drawer. She pulled out a sheaf of papers and stapled them together before dropping them in a box labeled Down, which was below another box labeled Up.

"That takes care of the report!" She said, pulling a pencil from behind her ear. "Now on to you." She pointed at the woman. "What's your deal?"

The woman explained herself and how she couldn't remember how she died. Cassie nodded at her words then opened another drawer. She pulled out what appeared to be a car antennae attached to a calculator. She passed the antennae over the woman. It made a faint whirring sound which gave way to a loud beep from the calculator. She typed something in and said, "You were killed by a gas explosion near your house. A manhole cover was sent skyrocketing towards you and took your head clean off." She dropped the strange equipment back into the drawer and pulled the book towards her. She flipped through it and said, "And congrats! You've been accepted into Heaven! Enjoy!"

She unlocked the gates with a large key and they swung open with an angelic chime. The woman greatfully stepped through the gates and Cassie pulled them closed again.

As all this was going on, Koenma had recieved the report and was flipping through it.

"Dear, dear..." He tutted. "You're not exactly a model citizen are you?"

He ran his finger down a list and muttered, "This is bad enough to get you to the Second Circle, this one to the Third...the Fourth..."

Koga's heart sank with each passing second. Apparently his deeds were heinous enough to land him deep within the torturous bowels of Hell. Finally Koenma dropped the report into a drawer and turned to Koga. Koga braced himself for judgement.