Joey...

"Well, little Kabia, what to do with you..." Joey said, thinking.

"Damn him..." Kabia muttered.

"I think I'll enjoy hurting you!" Joey said. He began flicking Kabia's head. Seto just clenched his teeth.

"Hmmm...not enough for you, huh? Well, how's this?" Joey said. He flicked Kabia's balls. He laughed when he saw Kabai's face go wide with pain.

"That go to you!" Joey said.

On the ground...

Brian Thompsen was a duelist, living in the city. But not a normal duelist. No, he headed the making of The Pyramids, The Sphinx, ect. Of course, he had no idea what he had done in his past life. Defeated the Giant of Suez. And now, here was another giant...

Brian was walking out his door, when he slammed into something. It was a huge shoe. "What the..." Brian said.

"Listin, you must defeat this giant!" said a voice in Brian's head.

"Hey, who's there!" Brian said, turning around.

"Nobody but you." the voice said again.

"God, I'm going insane..." Brian said, clutching his head.

"No you're not! Anyway, you're already insane, and it doesn't help that you're drunk." the voice said.

"Oh, I get it. You're my so-called 'concience', huh? Well, too bad, I ain't listining to you!" Brian said.

"Ugh...Just...shutup!" the voice said.

"Ok, ok. What do I have to do to get you O-U-T???" Brin asked.

"Oh, all you have to do is save the world by defeating a 600 ft. giant who used to be good, but now's evil, and..." the voice said, but Brian got bored. Short attention span, ya'know?

"And so that's how you defeat him Hey! Were you listining to me?" the voice said.

Brian, who was asking himself why monkeys like bananas, snapped out of his...um...'thinking'. "Uh...Yea, of course!" Brian said.

"Good. Now go and save the world!" the voice said.

Brian went out the door, which Joey had moved out of by now, and ran up to the humongus sneaker. Later, in his journal, he wrote the following passage.

'So, at the start of my quest to save the world, I bravely ran out of my doorway to confront the giant. As I heroically slammed into his sneaker and realized what I was confronting, I did what any hero would do...I ran for my pathetic, worthless life.'

And back to the story...