Suddenly, the mood was spoiled as Naruto's stomach started growling. Naruto blushed as he realized he had ruined the moment and was about to apologize when Sakura's stomach growled as well.

"Well, I guess we should get something to eat first." Naruto said looking around.

"But what are we going to eat?" Sakura said, picking up a tree. She bit it in half and tried to eat it, but it was awful. "Blech!" She spit it out.

"Come on Sakura!" Naruto said, walking back towards the village. "It's time to assert our dominance and insure that the people of the Leaf Village obey only us!"

"What are you talking about?" Sakura said, surprised by his sudden decision.

"Just trust me!" Naruto replied as they continued walking.

Sakura didn't know if that was the best idea. She also didn't know how much she liked the idea of being seen naked by every horny guy (or girl) in the village. Naruto didn't seem to mind it. But then again, he had no shame. At the rate they were able to walk, it wouldn't take long to reach the Leaf Village.

Meanwhile, Kakashi and Sasuke were just reaching the Leaf Village with the Maiden. She had swapped out veils since her first one had a suspicious blood stain on it. She claimed it was because she had fallen as they were running and hit her nose, but Kakashi was skeptical. Regardless, they all made their way back to the Hokage building and rushed up the stairs to the Hokage's office. They burst in and Tsunade looked up in surprise.

"What's going on here?" She asked, surveying the two ninja and the Maiden. "Didn't I send you off yesterday?"

The Maiden nodded and Tsunade frowned. "Tech. I expected better of you Kakashi. Don't tell me even simple escort missions are beyond you."

"Not at all." Kakashi said. "We've just got a rather big problem on our hands."

Tsunade threw down the pencil she was holding and put her face in her hands. "Alright. Just give it to me slowly."

So Kakashi and Sasuke explained about what had been going on with Naruto and Sakura. Kakashi finished by explaining how big they were and the likelihood that they would come back to the village when they noticed that Sasuke and himself were gone. Tsunade sighed and reached under her desk. She pulled out a bottle of sake and poured herself some into a small glass. She was about to drink it when she saw Sasuke and Kakashi watching her. "Don't tell Shizune."

Back with Naruto and Sakura, the giant pair had reached the outskirts of the village and already there was an uproar. Naruto grinned at the havoc he was causing with his mere prescense while Sakura was torn between being embarrased and being turned on by Naruto's lack of shame. They advanced to the village until they reached the Hokage building. Along the way, they had accidently caused a lot of destruction, simply by walking. Buildings lay in ruin, people lay crushed, but Naruto didn't seem to care. As he reached out to grab the top of the Hokage building and rip it off, Anbu came out of nowhere and started attacking them. Naruto smirked as he felt their kunai bounce off of him, their paper bombs fail to leave even a soot mark, and their jutsu all fail. He casually reached out and grabbed three of the Anbu. Even though there was no one in sight, he knew most of the village was watching.

"This is what's going to happen to anyone who disobeys us!" He yelled out, his voice echoing around the village.

He brought the three struggling ninja to his mouth, opened it, and swallowed them all whole. Even inside, their bombs did no damage. It wouldn't be long before they were digested.

"Naruto!" Sakura yelled out. "What the heck are you doing?!?! You can't just eat people, it's barbaric!"

Naruto crossed his arms and looked down at Sakura. "Come on, they're nothing to us now!"

Sakura was surpised by this. What happened to the Naruto that wanted to protect the village at all costs? Who didn't hurt anyone who didn't deserve it? She didn't have much time to contemplate this total twist of character however. Tsunade was calmly walking out onto the balcony to talk with Naruto.