"Me and Luffy have been lovers for AGES! And now you're going to be our toy Nami!"

This stunned everyone into silence. It was just...too much! Luffy blushed again and said, "Zoro, I thought you wanted to keep it secret."

"I did. But now it doesn't matter." he said, holding Luffy tightly.

"Wait, hold on!" Nami said. "How does something like this happen without anyone noticing? We all sleep in the same room!" (Have you seen the ending theme? They're all in there together.)

"Simple." Zoro said. "Every night we take turns up in the crows nest to watch out for land and other ships. So whenever Luffy or I have to keep a lookout, the other comes up to keep them company. That's how started anyway. Needless to say, on some of those nights there isn't much looking going on."

"WHAT?!?!?" Chopper screeched. "You mean we could've crashed the ship just because you two were...were....uhh..." Chopper fell onto his back in disbelief, Ussop fanning him, both to help revive him and stay out of this conversation.

Zoro grinned down and reached around Luffy, heading straight for Nami. Sanji instantly sprang into action, lashing out at Zoro's hand with a fierce kick. Of course, this did nothing to discourage him. The kick was barely felt. Nami yelled in surprise as she was suddenly swept up in Zoro's huge, and slightly calloused, hand. She peered between two of his fingers and saw it was a long fall down. And Sanji might be there in time to catch her again. She turned and found herself face to face with both Zoro and Luffy. Zoro had an evil grin on his face while Luffy looked as happy and clueless as ever. Zoro tossed Nami slightly, up and down on his hand. She yelped with every movement and Zoro said, "So Luffy...what should we do with her?"

Luffy seemed to be thinking about it. Nami held her breath, hoping against hope that Luffy would see the light and put a stop to this madness. Her hopes were in vain as Luffy said, "I don't care. Whatever you want to do Zoro."

Zoro's grin got, if possible, even bigger. He stopped tossing Nami up and down and held her in his palm. The other Straw Hats looked up in trepidation, wondering what was going to happen next. Obviously, things were going to change drastically from here on out.

Zoro finally came to a decision and announced it to the crew.