Lickety smiles as she opens the door. "This is where you'll be staying... with ME!" she giggles some as you both enter.

You cannot help but laugh.

It's about as weird as can get. A tiny stereo with HUGE speakers, a fur rug which seems to be smiling as it lies there, Posters of all the great vore stars, several anvils, condiments all over the place, and, most important of all, a huge sub loaf.

"That is where you sleep." She says, pointing to the sub. "Make sure to be all clean before climbing in, the last time I woke up with heartburn."

You look at her. "Wait... you want me to be eaten in my sleep?"

Lickety giggles. "Why not? Isn't that what catguys are best for?" She smiles, not letting you answer as she continues the tour.

"Watch out for the rug. It tends to have a few toes every once in a while. Doesn't look good on the GPA to be missing a toe or two or ten." She giuggles some and strokes it. "And the fridge is oevr there. I expect you to eat LOTS out of it, I like guys with a soft spot." She giggles and pokes your belly.

"Ummmm... where do you sleep?" You ask. She points to a bed which looks for all the world like a giant pizza, only HERS is fake. Figures.

"Now, any questions? Yes? No? Eager to be food for your first time? Maybe wanna play some? Huh? Huh? HUH?"

You eek! This girl is whacked! And as nutty as cartoons can get, something tells you you haven't seen NOTHING yet!