You open your mouth to answer and Wanda leans in, eyes gleaming with eagerness for another meal. A hope you dash as you speak. “Nice try.”

The hippo looks crestfallen but soon takes on a more calculating look. “I’ll get you in my belly yet, noob” and with that she saunters off elsewhere in the kitchen.

With a shake of your head you amble over to the fridge, which is still talking to Washu.
“And I say String theory is incomplete.” The fridge says as you near it. “It’s a step in the right direction but is far from being the answer!”

Washu rolls her eyes. “I can not believe a kitchen appliance is trying to lecture the greatest scientific genius in the universe on string theory.”

“Look I’m just…Oh hold on.” The two wait patiently as you reach into the fridge and pull out some California rolls and soy sauce. “Now where was I…?” the fridge continues once you’ve shut the door. “Oh yes! Now…”

You tune them out as you use the nearby counter to slather your meal in soy sauce, before leaving the kitchen. You’ve not gone very far when the clash of, what sound like Light Sabers, draws you to one of the larger TV rooms. There you find the furniture has been pushed back to clear a space, in which Tenchi Misaki and Anakin Skywalker, the clone wars cartoon version, are currently having it out. You blink and pop another roll into your mouth, chewing and swallowing before leaning over to one of the many spectators watching the action. “Isn’t he evil?” you point at the two.

Ranma Saotome looks back at you. “Hey! Just because he has a lot of girls after him and he doesn’t know how to let any of them down does not make him evil.” The pig tailed toon looked indigent for some reason. “I mean he’s just being…cautious. Yeah that’s the word.”

You blink and decide not to purse the question his little monologue brought up. “No I meant Anakin.”

Ranma rubs the back of his neck sheepishly “Uh sorry about that, kind of a sore subject. To answer your question, no he’s not. He is arrogant and ruthless but not evil.” As you watch Anakin manages to slice his Light Saber right through Tenchi-ken’s hilt, before kicking the weapons wielder hard enough to send him to the ground.

“The Winner!” Johnny Bravo declares, pointing at Anakin. Elsewhere you see Nabiki collecting money from bets on the fight.

“So what happens to the loser?” Your question is answered as Wanda waddles in, tosses Tenchi over her shoulder and sashays out of the room.

Ranma grimaces. “They either become Wanda’s for an hour, have to play with Elmira, baby sit Angelica, or give Buttons a break and watch Mindy”

You wince, none of those sound particularly pleasant.

Your about to continue checking out the dorm, when the next match is called. “Next up, Grievous verse Kenshin, followed by Inu-yasha vs Samurai Jack and out last match of the afternoon will Saotome Ranam Vs. Uzumaki Naruto!”

You pause as you take a bite of another roll, trying to decided whether to stay or go.