A junior girl shows you around the frat house but there aren't many rooms left. Most of them are over run by toons and and 2d characters.

"Man this place is stuffed with these guys!"

The girl escorting you laughs, "Of course, where else would they go? No one else accepts them."

"hmmmmmm, the girl pauses I think there are only 4 rooms left. You can room with Lickety, her room mates don't last long and she never to the restorative potion!" your escort confided, whispering the information in your ear.

"There is of course Libby's room but her room mate probably wont be too pleased to see you. There's also 2 rooms with toons in them."

You feel your stomach turn. Maybe it won't be so bad to room with Lickety Split. She seemed nice even though you ate one of her top mages. But how long would you last with the hyperactive eating machine as a room mate?

Perhaps you could room with a toon but could you really go an entire semester living with one of those freaks?

Kappa Kappa Kappa suddenly seemed a lot less desirable.