"Lickety seems nice enough. I guess I'd like to room with her."

The girl stared at you blankly for a second than attempted unsuccessfully to hold back a giggle. Soon she was laughing so loudly people started stopping in the middle of the hall to see what was happening.

"Okay," she enhaled to try and calm herself, "Okay Brenda, get a hold of yourself girl!"

You continued walking. She wiped a tear from her eye and turned back to face you, "All right, I'll take you to her room. You'll like it, it's really roomy! Lickety needs her space so she can.......... just bounce around and be Lickety!"

"Ummmm.............. Okay."

"Also a few things you should know. You might want to leave the room when she's got her music on, she can be a bit......... unpredictable when a song she likes is on. Don't sleep in 'your' bed. Sleep on the floor, go out and buy a sleeping bag in town. You'll see what I mean when you get in there. Also try to get to know her, if she likes you who knows? You might last a week or more!!!!" Once again she let loose a deep belly laugh that almost brought her to her knees.

Maybe this wasn't such a hot idea.

"Okay we're here, hope to see you soon!................But I doubt it!!!" She walked away laughing

Well this was it, your new home. If you don't play your cards right your next home might be the sewer system right under the girl's lavatory.

You open the door to see Lickety is already inside standing on her hands, "Hi, just doing some afternoon streches! I guess you decided to room with me, right?!!!!!!! Well your bed is over there!"

You look around, the room is huge!!!! and It's filled with alot of....... interesting stuff. Bean bags litter the floor, a big screen tv is propped in the middle of the room with a lava lamp proped up on top of it. Empty paint cans are here and there as well as......... clothing you doubt is Lickety's. You look over at your bed and see it's a giant slice of bread! Your bed cover was a thin slice of american cheese and another thick slice of bread.

You look back at lickety skeptically.

"Yeah, no tomatoe or pickles, I know!!!! Those jerks in the kitchen are getting really stingy. Oh, before I forget."

The thin energetic flipped rightside up and through to bottles at you. One filled with mustard and one with ketchup.

"Put those on before you go to sleep. They'll cool you down, the nights can get hot around here!........ Why are you looking at me like that newbie?" Lickety looked sheepish and her ears turned a little red, "It's not like I'm planning to... to eat you or something!" Her face went bright red.