Okay. Now, you're seriously annoyed. Alise unceramoniously boots you from your new room and leaves you to decide for yourself what to do. You could go back and exact some old fashioned vengeance on her, but you've had enough yelling for one day. You head off in to the nurses office....as soon as you figure out how to even find the front door again. Several of the interchanges branch off in at least five direction and more than once you actually pass one with a traffic light in it.

Well, at least you eventually make it out, if a little roughed up from the journey. You stumble into the main office once again and the buxom secretary sees your dishelved hair, soiled clothing, and all-around pissed off look, and she bursts out laughing. You storm through the greeting area with her laughter echoing behind you and burst into the nurse's office.

She's six feet tall with what you can only assume is the world's single tightest pink nursing uniform you've ever seen. Her golden ponytail trails out from under her cap and down the back of her calves. The nurse picks a pair of tiny glasses off the end of her nose and look sat you curiously.

"May I help you?"

Wow. Now she IS something. Suddenly you're having trouble remembering why you're even here in the first place, just staring at her. You bet she tastes great.