Somehow someone - you have no idea who - is not only aware that you passed your entrance exam to Upsilon Delta Tau but was also apparently clairvoyant in their predictions. Your three bags, which you had left behind several chapters ago, are sitting on one of the two beds in the room. Since nothing else seems to be going on, you decide to settle in.
Since you brought hardly anything with you - unlike most school's, the Vore High school store is both cheap and very well stocked - this doesn't take very long. About the only thing of yours that you consider valuable is a picture of Jimmy, your best friend from middle school. Of course, its hard to tell its him, of course, since the picture was taken right after he was swallowed by Jenny Bartle, the hottest girl in the eighth grade. You and Jimmy were in sixth grade at the time, and Jenny swallowed him on a dare, ripping her shirt and popping her bra in the process. You were fortunate to have your camera with you, and the picture of the big breasted thirteen year old, posed like a pregnant supermodel and wearing nothing but a mini-skirt and a boy-eating grin, has been your most beloved masturbation resource ever since. You had to hide the picture for years, but you're confidant you can display it here. Of course, you never saw either one ever again. Jimmy for fairly obvious reasons, and you heard later that Jenny's parents shipped her off the next day to one of the government funded 'camps' that attempted to cure voreaphilia. But, you've got your picture, and that's all you care about.
With the memento carefully placed, you examine the rest of your room. Your roommate has an incredible assortment of posters, bricabrac, and what appears to be a collection of antique sex toys. Given that everything, except the antiques, is in various shades of pink and the posters are of male celebrity vores, you guess that your roommate is female. At least, you hope so.
You hear the door to the room open and turn to see: