"Now we continue with some advice on how to survive here. Listen carefully and follow these steps, especially those of you who are human. Whether you are one of those who enjoy being eaten, or are hoping you can be taught how to be a vore, you will end up being digested here. There are a few exceptions, but they were probably just vores who developed late. Our claims of half our students surviving to graduation are based on our vore students. However, you can greatly increase the time you survive by paying attention. That especially applies to you foodies out there. You can have the fun of being eaten many times if you follow these rules.
"First, watch out at all times. If you don't get eaten, you don't get digested.
"That is an impossible standard to reach around here. You will get eaten, frequently in fact. But you can survive that if you practice safe vore. Try to be eaten by friends and those who you can trust. Keep an eye out for hungry strangers.

"Now for those times you are eaten...These are antacid tablets. You are to consume them in large quantities. They of course do not protect you directly, they merely allow you to carry your meals around in some safety. But those that eat you will also be taking these pills and so the safety you give others will be provided to you. More directly, you can often make sure a bottle is swallowed along with you.
"I might add as a warning that one way or another those that refuse to take their pills generally end up digested fairly quickly. Whether that is by annoyed faculty or potential victims deciding it is you or them, it happens, so be prepared to take lots of pills."

"Next, when I dismiss you, you will have 15 minutes to get to your rooms. That is plenty of time, but no more than that. Do not dawdle. The more advanced students are all being kept away for that period, and little longer, and most of them are eager for a snack like you.
"Once in your room, it is time for a shower. Use lots of soap and shampoo, etc. You will find they smell and taste like varieties of steak sauce. That is correct. You will taste much better once you use this, and it provides something of a shell that hampers your digestion. Your daily bath is your first line of defense."

"You will find being in somebody's belly, or having somebody in your's, is very pleasant. And you will spend a considerable amount of time in one or the other of those conditions. But the defenses mentioned so far are far from perfect. So you will need to stay alert that things are under control. Your first classes will be in ways to eject your meal, but in the meantime, remember where the nurse's office is, or just appeal for help from the nearest upper class student."

"There are many other rules that will help you, but these should get you thru the first few days. Now as to...