"Let's head back to the kitchen," she says.

"Okay!" You have to admit, you're getting used to being prepared as food - maybe after Courtney eats you, you should go to the school cafeteria and add yourself to the menu?

Once in the kitchen, you lay yourself out on the counter. Courtney heats up a bowl of tomato sauce, and stands beside you. "This is my first time doing something like this," she says. "I didn't want to use the gravy, since it's made of you know..."

"Us," you reply with a grin. "Yeah, it would be kind of eerie." You watch as Courtney begins to spread the sauce over your chest, then moving down each of your arms and legs. She then takes out a few jars of shredded cheese, sprinkling it up and down your body. It looks as though you're becoming a pizza. The final addition is a layer of pepperoni.

"I'd say you look pretty good as a pizza," Courtney says, licking her lips as she dashes some herbs here and there. "And now it's into the oven with you!"

She carefully picks you up, places a body-length pan underneath you, and carries you to the oven.

It's very warm in there, but you don't mind. You close your eyes and relax as the oven slowly cooks the sauce and cheese into you.

Fifteen minutes later, the buzzer goes off, and Courtney slides you back out, steam rolling off of you. "Mmm! You smell delicious! But, should I keep you to myself, or would you mind if I shared you with some friends?"

"Either one works for me," you reply.