“Urph…  Wow, she went all the way in.”  You patted your distended belly amazed that you could fit a whole person inside; and so fast.  You had just grabbed her without thinking, started pulling, sucking, stretching, and worked her struggling body inside with surprising ease.  Cats, dogs, and small farm animals had paved the way, but this was a first.  “I can’t believe just I did that.  Heeee.  I guess this is why they sent me here.”

“Wery goof!” a muffled voice shouts.  It sounded strangly distant, but reverberated through you, and you immediately realise it’s coming from your belly.  So weird.  “You’re in.  Now lef me ouf.”

A puzzled look crosses your face.  “Uhm…  Yeah.  Opps.  So, uhm, how do I get you out of there?”

“Whaf?”

“Well, I’ve never been able—that is, had to—you know… regurgitate anything before.”

“Amafure!” your belly guest curses.  “Well, luffily fhis is a nurfes‘ offise so liffen up.”