You spin around. It's a generically attractive guy--skin's a bit pale, hair's sandy blond and short, face is narrow, nose is somewhat big, eyes are large, and body is thin without being scrawny.

"Hi, there," you coolly begin, already aware that he's probably going to try to flirt with you.

"I'm one of the RA's, the room assistants, for your building. I'm the guy for the third floor--maybe I'll be lucky enough to see you there?" he poses the question with a grin.

"I don't think so," you reply back simply, grimacing instead of grinning.

His face falls noticeably. "Aw, damn. Still, same building, right?"

Eh, fuck it. You grab his collar, pull him towards you, and engulf his face. His hands actually land on your shoulders and he pushes off, wrenching his head out of your mouth with a gasp of air. "That was forward!" he panted. "We shouldn't do this outside, RA's are somehow supposed to not be belly-buddies with their own building. Let's go in for some action!"

Ah, right. At this school, people like to get eaten since the expect to be reformed at the nurse's. You grab his wrists and shove them in your mouth, then suck. "Hey, really, it's not--" and then his head and shoulders get pulled inside your mouth. You swallow him down in two more gulps, cup your stomach in both hands for a second, and then walk to Edibilius.