"Where do I find Amber?" Your daughter has got to be your first choice.

"OK, I can provide her room number. It's... Oh, did you have a tour of campus?"

"No. I didn't see the need."

"Then I will need to give you some directions too. You turn left when you leave the office and ...." You get about half of it before you are lost.

"I'm not following this. Can you make it clearer?"

She tries, but you are still having problems. Part is the complexity of the directions, but a larger part is that Cassandra is providing a delightful feeling in your belly as she digests. It is just too hard to concentrate, much as you want to."

"Wait. Let me write it down."

"Better hurry. I'm going to be too digested to talk pretty soon."

You rush, at least waddle, to the nurse's desk and grab a pen, which works. Now paper...where is some paper? You can't see any! OK, just write the directions on your huge belly. "OK, go ahead."
This time you get the directions down. Checking them one more time, you thank the nurse, to be answered only by a gurgle. OK, then it is time to track down your beloved daughter.

The directions work fine for awhile, but as you continue to digest Cassandra, your stomach shrinks, and so do the instructions. By the time you are down to the final part, they are too small for you to read. So frustrating. You are almost there, but... Now what? There are a dozen ways you might go.

That is when you notice the boy stalking you. He gives you an idea. "You! I think we can make a deal." He is a bit startled at your bold approach. No doubt he is used to meals trying to escape or fight back. But he is quite agreeable to your offer. He reads the rest of the directions to you and then he can bang you [doggie style since you don't want him wiping off the directions as he thrusts into you.] However, he insists on going first, and you agree, even as you hear this tiny voice at the back of your mind telling you this may be a bad idea.

It is only as you have gotten into position, and he is behind you, ready to act, that you realize you are helpless in this position, and he can just gobble you down without bothering to read the directions to you. Well, it is too late now. You can only hope he bores into you instead of voring you.