"Well, I am pretty full at the moment. Go ahead and take her."

You try to protest, but you are just an empty skin and so nothing happens. The nurse grabs you and carries you into her private quarters, placing you as a mat outside the shower.

"There now, everybody's happy. Amber gets a great meal and a good start in her career here, which we both want. I get a nice bath mat. And you get to look up my legs every time I take a shower. Everybody wins."

Surprisingly, you agree. You could have come out better than this, and the others did come out better than you did. But even if the rest of your life is going to be rather dull, and the high point of the day will be a woman walking all over you, it still seems pretty good.