You finally catch your breath, but you're still laying on your back, so getting out of this situation is going to be hard. The lioness licks her lips as she gets ready to eat you. You think of something quickly.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke right before you kill me?" you ask.

"Make it quick. I'm hungry!" the lioness snaps back as her stomach growls.

Now that she's a little distracted, you kick her right in the gut. You get up, and run towards the woods. The pain didn't seem to stop the lioness though. In no time at all, her claws dig into your back and you fall down again. With amazing strength, the lioness literally rips your head off with her claws.

You're dead. The end.