You just can't help yourself; the mermaid just looks too damn delicious. So you quickly grab the miniature mermaid out of the water and ignoring her protests you tie her up and carry her to the beach.

"EEEEKKKK!" The mermaid screams daintily as you carry her far up the beach so she will have no hope of getting back to the water. "Let me go you brute!"

"Sorry but you ate the fish I was going to eat so it's only fair that I get to eat you." You tell her smugly as you put her down on the sand and start to build a fire as the miniature mermaid starts to thrash around like a fish out of water.