"Women always make better test subjects," the doctor mused to himself. Why he had a tendency to talk out loud to himself was anyone's guess but the most likely reason was he was completely insane....though no one would ever probably tell him so. The Doctor looked over at his smiling wife, and grinned.

"Honey...would you drink this for me?" he asked as sweetly as possible.

"Oh no! Not after last time!" They h knew she was referring to a rather incident involving a hair growth formula that didn't just grow hair on your head. "It took me weeks to get my arms shaved!"

"But then who..." he wondered.