As plateful after plateful of delicious Chinese food slide down into huge, hungry bellies, you slowly get introduced to the king-sized cohort. Mark. Devyn. Steven. Brianna and Brian (twins!). Maisy. Emma. And the biggest of all, making Perry look small, is Donna.

As well as being absolutely huge, Donna is also incredibly beautiful.

Beautiful face.

Beautiful voice.

Massively curvy body - breasts and hips to die for, and belly to scale.

You can hardly take your eyes off her - except to eat. And to be polite, because...

Donna is sitting beside Perry, and it's pretty obvious that they are girlfriend and boyfriend.

He keeps bringing her food.

She laughs at his jokes.

They snuggle.

And you are astonished at their size, and obvious happiness with each other.

The rest of Perry's friends seem awesome too, and you are soon realising that you really, really fit into this group.

Then, somebody comes back from the steam tables and sits beside you. It's ...