Dave slowley opens his eyes to find that he is in his parent's room."How the hell did I get in here?", Dave asked himself. When Dave pulled the covers off, he saw the he was wearing his mother's night gown. He also had two sagging bumps on his chest. When Dave gabbed them to pull them out, he felt a strange sensation, and drew his hands back.
When he looked in the mirror, he saw his mother's face looking right at him."Oh my god, this has to be a dream,"Dave said,"If I smash my balls, I'm sure to wake up!"
But when he hit himself there, there was nothing there. ,"So, this really isn't a dream",Dave thought to himself,"What Am I gonna do now?"

He finally decided to...