You sneak deep into the cave of the dragon, stepping ever so carefully on the debris strewn floor of the cave trying not to make a sound with your heavy leather boots. Your eyes have just barely adjusted to the darkness of the cave when suddenly you step into something squishy, and apparently very stinky. It was dragon dung! "I must be getting close, I hope this isn’t the princess!" you morbidly thought. You walk through the enormous cave and come upon a huge door, at least 50 feet tall! It is decorated with carvings of magical words and dragons. You decide that this is it and you pull with all of your might to open the door.

Once you get inside, the door slams shut with a terrible BOOM! You hesitantly walk inside and then suddenly, a strange bolt of magical energy zooms towards you and hits you! It immediately disintegrates all of your armor weapons and clothes leaving you embarrassingly naked and vulnerable. You decide that you cannot fight in this condition so you run like mad to the big door but it is sealed shut with magic! You turn around and see something so frightening that you pee on the floor!