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 Comedy: December 31, 1969 Issue [#1815] |
~~Image #401436 Sharing Restricted~~ Comedy This week: Edited by: elizm446More Newsletters By This Editor  ~~Image #401437 Sharing Restricted~~ 1. About this Newsletter 2. A Word from our Sponsor 3. Letter from the Editor 4. Editor's Picks 5. A Word from Writing.Com 6. Ask & Answer 7. Removal instructions ~~Image #401439 Sharing Restricted~~ ~ ~~Image #401440 Sharing Restricted~~  ~~Image #401442 Sharing Restricted~~ Kids are underestimated all the time. Case in point: when I was about five years old, my parents bought me a Cabbage Patch tape recorder. I loved it. I carried it everywhere. Whenever relatives or company came over, I would proudly show off my little tape recorder. Everyone would tell me it's cute and that would be it. No one realized that it actually worked. It wasn't until I would play back their entire conversation that everyone took notice. I used to follow my mom around and record her. Sometimes at dinner, I would randomly play conversations from weeks ago. My dad used to get a kick out of it but it irritated my mom - which, of course, made me want to do it all the more.  Another case in point: when I was little, I wanted to be a doctor. My parents even got me a toy doctor kit. I loved it. I almost always had the plastic stethoscope around my neck. Listening to anything and everything. The kit had other stuff too. A thermometer, which I always tried to shove in someone's mouth (I was never successful). A syringe, which I poked everyone with. A relax mallet, which I hit everyone with. Tweezers, pill bottle, and an ear scope. I had roll of bandages but I only used that when I was "seeing a patient." My patients were either: my mom, my dad, my baby brother (against his will), or my dolls. Whenever I had my parents as patients, I charged them. I gave them a check up, then they had to wait around while I drew up the bill. When I first started playing doctor, I charged ten cents. Eventually my rates went up because I felt I had become more experienced so I charged 35 cents. My kit was nice and all but I had seen glipses of hospital shows like "St. Elsewhere" and decided I needed better tools like they had. One day I went into the kitchen and grabbed a plastic knife. I put it in my kit and it became my scalpel. ~~Image #401445 Sharing Restricted~~
{bitem:} {bitem: } {bitem: } Submit an item for consideration in this newsletter! http://www.Writing.Com/main/newsletters.php?action=nli_form ~~Image #401447 Sharing Restricted~~ Have an opinion on what you've read here today? Then send the Editor feedback! Find an item that you think would be perfect for showcasing here? Submit it for consideration in the newsletter! http://www.Writing.Com/main/newsletters.php?action=nli_form Don't forget to support our sponsor! InstantPublisher.Com: Self publishing made easy and affordable. All file types accepted with many options. Starting at $100 for 25 copies in 7-10 days! Visit us today! ~~Image #401448 Sharing Restricted~~ Budroe!  : I am sittin' here just dyin'. You think that's bad? Huh? Yeah, well....What do you think of the thugs that left me a picture of my beloved Opus (Stuffed Penguin), my MASCOT, all blindfolded and bound, on my office door--------with a razor blade??  Who could make THAT up?Wow.  I'd love to her the story behind that. Fairy  : Man, that poor teddy bear--same one that your mom sold in a garage sale, right? I mourn with you. Seems like it lived a full, exciting life, though...Yup, same bear. Yeah we had a great twenty-something years together. Mark : Well? Did he MAKE IT????? How can you leave US hanging like that? Sheesh...He made it, lol. I took him down and didn't play as many pranks after that.  Problematic Content  : Obviously my brilliant essay on watergun warfare inspired this edition of the "comedy" newsletter, didn't it, Mia?What essay?  Stop bothering me. Fleck : Mia - ANOTHER great story for a great newsletter (It IS all about YOU )! I look forward to the laughs I know I'll get when I open this newsletter you. And Pooky, this is the same bear that was sold in a yard sale? Poor thing... At least he wasn't the example victim in the fire safety demonstration you had to watch! LOL Thanks again for the laughs~Yup, Pooky was kidnapped, hanged, and eventually sold.  Oh I have a funny story about fire safety!Dhoc-li Llama : I missed the POOP story? *confused* How'd that happen???!!!One thing to say to the world: When life hands you a Mia, make a comedy newsletter. ~Dr. B Check the archives for the Poop edition, Dr. B. Love the quote! I may use that.  {c}spazmom : My dorm would have loved to have you in it. We were rather laid back in comparison. I loved the whole teddy bit...what a hoot. Good newsletter.Aw thanks! Bernie Thomas : Okay ... I gotta know how many gals went down the slip-n-slide before they figured it out.If my memory serves me correct - three. Oh, and I should add that they were intoxicated. {c}werden : An enjoyable story. I liked the part where they put all the prank-prone girls together so they wouldn't bother anyone else.I loved the hanging bear gag I have pulled that off myself at work from time to time. :) At work?? Really??{c} Keep the feedback coming, readers, and submit comedy items you’d like to see featured here! ~~Image #401452 Sharing Restricted~~ To stop receiving this newsletter, go into your account and remove the check from the box beside the specific topic. Be sure to click "Complete Edit" or it will not save your changes. |
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