Many of you have seen or read fictional accounts of toys carrying on secret communities. Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction...

Contained herein are photos I have taken while covertly sneaking around our apartment. Three armies of miniature, multi-hued ninjas have staked their claim and defend their territories to the last man. The three clans have forsaken their Japanese heritage and instead worship their respective gods. Religion wars and wars of territorial expansion ensue.

Here we chronicle the epic battles that rage within the confines of my apartment and appliances. These are the Ninja Chronicles...