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My Pathetic Pictures
Photographic snippets of my life...
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Random pictures to better assist the readers of my blog
in creating a mental image of Noe and her life.

Though I've long outgrown picture books
I do tend to appreciate the occasional illustration
These are mine...

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 Photo: Little Malcolm
 Here he is folks!  My son Malcolm, just a week shy of 17 months at his  second  Baycon.  He is dressed for his namesake; Cpt. Malcolm Reynolds from  Firefly/Serenity .

If you're not a Browncoa... [Click For More] Photo: Whose Your Captain?
  Lil' Mal is my Captain!  Photo: Shiloh
The old man, the grandpa, the IBD, hip dysplasia cat who needs a special diet, a pill every night before bed and just basically drives me up the wall.  He is my "favorite" cat and the one I... [Click For More] Photo: Spot
This is Spot, also known as #2.  He's eight years old in this picture, and yes, this cat is a total asshole.  Meanest thing on four legs and no, I don't like him.  I love him, but I don't ... [Click For More] Photo: Samson
By far one of the best looking tabbies I have seen in my life this is my Samson at six years of age.  When I brought him home he was 4 weeks old and smaller than my pet rat.  Now he is the king of the... [Click For More]
 Photo: Mr. Biscuit
My four-year-old cat Mr. Biscuit.  The story behind his acquisition is long but in a nutshell he's my husband's cat.  Chris got Biscuit because I wanted him and even though we weren't livi... [Click For More] Photo: Cpt. Jorge Barbosa
Originally named George we changed his name to the Spanish version when he came to live with us because I had a black cat named George in the days before the current five.  I fell in love with this li... [Click For More] Photo: Look what I got for you Mommy!!!


 Petrified banana peel!!! Photo: Mine!
My nephew was playing with a soccer ball when Malcolm came and quite calmly took it away.  Poor Jacob is staring after Malcolm, then looking at the adults in total confusion.  I told him that when Mal... [Click For More] Photo: Mal in tie
Malcolm is wearing Chris' tie.  He likes to play with it, so this particular day Chris put it on him.  I have absolutely no idea what is going through his mind right now, but I absolutely  love   ... [Click For More]
 Photo: Malcolm at the computer
Now that Mal can climb onto chairs with ease...
Now that he understands Mommy plays his favorite song with the computer...
Give him the chance to get into the kitchen and he'll climb right into ... [Click For More] Photo: I'm in Mommy's space!
Malcolm at the computer again.   

This is my space, my corner of the world where I hang out and spend most of my time.  

But I'm not nearly as cute as the person in my chair!!   Photo: Gimme the phone!
Mal was fascinated by his Aunt Stephanie's phone.
Here she is showing it to him, while she locks the keys so she can give it to him and avoid a temper tantrum!Photo: Malcolm and Stephanie
Here they are!  My handsome son and beautiful best friend.
Stephanie and I have been friends for *cough* years and she is Malcolm's Godmother.  Her sons are my Godchildren!  Photo: Mal and his "Godbrothers"
This is the first picture of my son with my Godsons.
I'm thrilled.

That's Malcolm in the middle (HA!  )  He's ten days shy of 18 months in this picture.  Kyle is on the left, he is sev... [Click For More]
 Photo: Kyle, Malcolm & Jacob
The three handsomest boys in the world...

At least in my opinion...  But I'm incredibly biased!   Photo: Oops!
Parallel parking, in San Francisco, on an incline, is a dangerous game!

Photo: Separated
The grill is supposed to point  out  not   up  !!!Photo: Bubble Beard
Malcolm loves bubble baths, this particular night he was eating them and ended up with a bubble goatee, which cracked me up because my husband has a goatee.   Photo: Mal in the tub
More bath time bubble fun!
 Photo: Too cute!
I want a goatee like my daddy when I grow up!Photo: "Nice" Kitty
Spot is being affectionate here...  You'll notice that he doesn't look very happy, but then, he never looks happy because he's an asshole...Photo: I love my pumpkin!
...so I return his affection with a little love of my own!   Photo: Pop & Malcolm
This is Pop-my maternal grandfather-with Malcolm shortly after Mal's first birthday.  This was taken the last time that we saw Pop.  Despite the pacifier, Mal is smiling one of his big smiles-he  ... [Click For More] Photo: Tattoo
This is the tattoo that my brother has of my dad and his bike.  It looks a lot like my dad, which is cool, and the bike is my dad's bike-which my brother now has.  My dad passed away on March 12, ... [Click For More]
 Photo: Malcolm!
This is Malcolm with his paternal grandfather, they're at a concert in the park!Photo: Chicken Good!!!
Uh...  this is a picture of my kid stuffing his face with some chicken.  Watching kids eat is funny...   Photo: Dancing Baby!!
Malcolm loves music, and he loves to dance.  This was taken while he was doing his little "butt bounce" that is absolutely adorable.  Once my husband posts the videos online I'll be sure t... [Click For More] Photo: Messy Malcolm
Malcolm was eating yogurt and a pb&j.
I thought it was cute.
Messy babies are funny.Photo: Ducky Shelves
I finally got those shelves hung in the bathroom to house the rubber ducky collection. Here they are, freshly hung and no, those are not all of my rubber duckies, that's only some of them.   

G... [Click For More]
 Photo: "New" Bed!
Malcolm enjoying his "new" transitional bed.  The fact that he can get in and out of bed by himself makes him very happy!Photo: Daddy and Malcolm
Right after my husband and I converted Malcolm's crib to a transitional bed they decided to play on it.   Photo: Helping!
Malcolm helped his Uncle Chris set up the drums for their game while my husband figured out how to connect everything else!Photo: Mal checking out the drums
My cousin and my husband were playing that game...  Rock Star or Rock Band or whatever they call it...  Anyway, Malcolm came over and started checking out the drums, he was fascinated by them as well ... [Click For More] Photo: Drummer Boy
Malcolm was getting warmed up for a round of Rock Band.  He plays a pretty mean drum..
 Photo: Rock Star!!
Malcolm is learning how to play the drums with his Uncle Christopher while Daddy plays bass in the background.Photo: Mal and Harvey
So Harvey, the English Springer Puppy, found a weed in the backyard and began to eat it.
So Malcolm, being the baby that he is, ran over and helped Harvey eat the weed.Photo: Mal, Harvey and Robbie
Robbie came up to see what the little guys were up to.  
Robbie is my best friend.   
He's a  three-year-old shepherd-mix and a  great  guard dog!  Photo: So Proud1
Malcolm loves to sweep, vacuum...  even dust or clean windows.  I honestly believe that it's because he watches me do it pretty much every day.  Well, at my cousin's place he got ahold of the ... [Click For More] Photo: Muddy Malcolm!
He's cute.
He's muddy.
He's happy.
 Photo: Stuck!
The muddy hole is a challenge to get out of, but he managed to do it without any help t hen promptly settle back down into it... and continued to throw mud into the pool.Photo: Mud is fun!
Here is Malcolm at almost 20 months, he is enjoying-for the first time ever-the experience of sitting in a muddy hole.  Throwing mud into the kiddy pool proved to be so much fun for Malcolm that he ke... [Click For More] Photo: Sidewalk Chalk!!
Malcolm playing with the sidewalk chalk!Photo: Catherine
This is one of my best friends in the whole world. 
She's laughing at me.
She's a bitch.Photo: Man and Boy
Man, AKA Phil and Malcolm.
 Photo: Catherine and Malcolm
 [Link To User inhercat]  and my son Malcolm playing with the SpongeBob magnetsPhoto: Man and Boy...  again
Here Phil is handing Malcolm the various toys that he has sitting in his space.  Much to Malcolm's delight these toys encouraged abuse and made obnoxious noises.  Photo: Mom and Dad
That beautiful woman is my mom.  The scruffy looking guy who has his arm around her is my dad.  The goof in the background ruining a beautiful picture is my dad's best friend-Joe.     My dad actua... [Click For More] Photo: Malcolm
Hanging out at the beach, checking out the vast expanse of sand.  Who knew there could be this much sand in the world?  

He's wondering how on earth he's going to eat it all...Photo: Boy and his bucket
Playing at the beach.
 Photo: The Beach
Malcolm at the beach. Photo: Umbrella boy
Hanging out under the umbrella.Photo: Chillin'...
...under the umbrella...Photo: Bury Daddy!!
Malcolm proceeds to bury Chris in the sand.
It's almost a shame that he was able to dig his way out...     Photo: Untitled
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Photo: Kitchen
Crappy cell phone picture of the kitchen that Malcolm got from his Aunty Ellen for Christmas 2008.
 Photo: Hoody
Mal hanging out wearing his dinosaur hoody.

I want a hoody that cool, why do kids get all the cool clothes?Photo: What's this?
Malcolm examines the pineapple guava which he has found in the sand.  In mere moments he will be poking it open and getting guava sticky all over himself, just for an excuse to  turn on the outside fa... [Click For More] Photo: Rock Boy
He loves big rocks...  usually he's piling them in my lap or making a circle around me.  But this time I left him to his own devices.  I do believe that in this picture he has just fallen on his a... [Click For More] Photo: Rocks
Nothing more exciting than a big pile of rocks.Photo: The roses are gone
The rose bushes are devoid of color.
Which Malcolm is sure to point out, telling me in his most serious voice that, "The roses are gone."
 Photo: Cereal
Malcolm's first bowl of cereal.  Photo: Bloody Cage
What happens when a dog chews out its catheter.  A mess we technician's just  love  to deal with... Photo: Pawprint
A bloody dog print.
Yes, the dog is just fine...  silly.Photo: Aftermath
After the dog has been removed from the bloody cage and cleaned up this is the mess that remains in the room.  So not only are there a couple of people bathing the dog and putting in a new catheter, b... [Click For More] Photo: Stoned Jorge
Jorge drugged and waking up from anesthesia after having his bladder flushed.  He's my $600 kitty!!!
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Photo: Malcolm at Shoreline
Mal playing in the playground at Shoreline.
07/16/09Photo: Father and Son
One of my favorite pictures of my son and husband.  We were on our way to the car and I yanked my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of them before the moment passed...  They're freakin'... [Click For More] Photo: Spot
Spot is almost four weeks away from his tenth birthday in this picture...  I love the perspective here because his foot looks   HUGE  !     Photo: Samson
My kitten.  The "alpha cat" of the household and the only cat I've ever known to suffer from separation anxiety.  He's 7 years old in this picture.
 Photo: Mr. Biscuit
Biscuit, technically my husband's cat...  but who gets caught up on technicalities?  Certainly not the feline members of my household.     He's five years old in this picture.Photo: Cpt. Jorge Barbosa
Four years old in this picture is my munchkin, my $600 kitty...  The one who is ten pounds soaking wet.  He's little, he's a brat and he's mine!     Photo: Mal & Play-Doh
Malcolm plays with Play-Doh and shows me the wonderful things he creates!Photo: More Play-Doh
Yes, he is quite the little sculptor.Photo: Chloe
Four pounds.
11 weeks old.

She's too freakin' cute!

A patient we treated for a severe concussion.  Not my dog!

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