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The Rickety Castle
All those funny, ridiculous, horrendous and crazy poems now in a new home!
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Hmmm ... if you want to read some really crazy poems, then you have come to the right place! Many of these were created when pita generously accepted bad and funny poetry for her "anti-Slam" contest which ran a couple of years ago. So come in and browse.

Mind you, some of the items carry an 18+ rating, so if you are a young person, please be warned! Let me, on the other hand, assure you that nothing overtly vulgar is there in any of my poems.

Thanks for visiting!
Portfolio -> Verse or Worse? -> The Rickety Castle

My New Pet - Eleanora Glitch  [13+]   0.9 KB
I wrote this Mono-rhyme for Roobear's Ultimate Writing Workshop!

The Tortoise and the Vixen  [ASR]   1.1 KB
A Naga Uta Poetry written for Roobear's Advanced Poetry Workshop!

King of All She Surveys  [E]   0.5 KB
Written for Roobear's Advanced Poetry Workshop. Prompt: Sedoko on Butterflies.

Nishith's Surprise Parting  [ASR]   1.3 KB
Written for Consolation Round of the Third Annual Smackdown

Chomping Chips  [13+]   0.8 KB
Written for Final Round 6 of the Third Annual Anti-Slam contest (Item ID:637371)

Nightly Visitor  [13+]   0.5 KB
Written for Final Round 5 of the Third Anti-Slam contest (Item ID: 637371)

Written Words  [ASR]   2.2 KB
Written for Round 4 of the Finals in the Third Annual Anti-Slam

Deborah's Derriere  [18+]   0.7 KB
Written for Final Round 3 of The Third Annual Anti-Slam

Bunions  [ASR]   0.3 KB
Written for Final Round 2 of the Third Annual Anti-Slam Contest (Item ID: 637371)

Shrimp Cocktail With Goo  [13+]   1.3 KB
Written for Final Round 1 of Item ID:637371

Mixer-Nixer  [13+]   1.0 KB
What happens one fine day in the kitchen ...

Future Sock  [18+]   1.1 KB
A free verse on socks and men ... read at your own peril! :-)

Woe Resides Within  [13+]   0.7 KB
A sad poem written with "imaginary words" supplied in a Poetry Prompt.

Vegetable Korma  [18+]   0.9 KB
Written for Round 7 of The Third Annual Anti-Slam

The great Anti-Slam  [13+]   0.6 KB
Written for Round 6 of the Third Annual Anti-Slam contest

Clowning Glory  [18+]   1.3 KB
Written for Round 5 of the Third Anti-Slam Contest(Item Id:637371)

The Brothers Ueweey  [13+]   1.1 KB
Written for Round 4 of The Third Annual Anti-slam Smackdown

I, Taherelectric Poet  [13+]   0.8 KB
Written for Round 3 of Item: Third Annual anti-Slam Contest

The Mayonnaise Man  [13+]   0.8 KB
Written for Round 2 of the Anti-Slam.

Minnie - My Siamese Cat  [13+]   0.5 KB
Written for Round 1: Pets gone bad