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Deliberately Horrible Poetry
Enter at your own risk!
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Where I put the best of my worst. All of these were written for contests, which are now over. If you have a brain fart and want to rate any of these items higher, be my guest!
Portfolio -> My Poetry -> Deliberately Horrible Poetry

A Spamslinger Halloween Love Story  [13+]   4.8 KB
Written for the Spamslingers, using prompts. Read at your own risk!

Rondeau Spamshee  [13+]   0.8 KB
Written for the Spamslingers, a delightful Rondeau

The Grim Reaper, an Octopoem  [13+]   1.2 KB
Written from a cheesy fill in the blank poetry sight, for the Spamslingers

Constanza of Cheese  [ASR]   0.9 KB
An ode to cheese, Constanza style!

Post Election...  [18+]   1.3 KB
An Ode to Obama, and SPAM... For the Spamslingers, read at your own risk!

Carl the Cuddly Corpse  [13+]   0.8 KB
Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!

Onomatopoeiamonotetra  [18+]   0.7 KB
Written for the Spamslingers. Perhaps my worst poem ever.

The Real Me, For The Spamslingers  [18+]   0.7 KB
A triple Limerick, written for the Spamslingers. Read at your own risk!

Synchronicity Poem, for the Spamslingers  [18+]   1.0 KB
A Synchronicity poem, with a twist. Read at your own risk!

A Clarity Pyramid (for Spamslingers)  [18+]   0.3 KB
A clarity Pyramid Poem, written for Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!

Left O'er Turkey, for the Spamslingers  [18+]   1.5 KB
To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne" For the Spamslingers! Read at your own risk!

Spam Fruitcake  [18+]   1.9 KB
Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!

Vile Villanelle, For the Spamslingers  [13+]   1.0 KB
Written for the Spamslingers. Read at your own risk. LOL

Santa Spam, Twas The Night Before  [18+]   2.8 KB
Written for the Spamslinger's contest, Not for the faint of heart!

Ho Ho Ho  [18+]   0.9 KB
Written for Cream of Spam. I've been a very naughty girl...

Spam ZaniLa  [18+]   1.1 KB
Written for the Spamslingers!

Reflux Haiku  [13+]   0.7 KB
Written for the Spamslingers, for a Spamhole

Ottava Rima Of Spam, My Spamgnum Opus  [ASR]   1.9 KB
My Spamgnum Opus

What Are They Feeding You?  [E]   1.0 KB
Written for the Spamslingers, a Synchronicity poem.

Why I Need To Diet, for Spam Slingers!  [13+]   0.5 KB
I really need to diet!

Thanksgiving Memories, a Trijan Refrain  [ASR]   1.1 KB
A little ditty about my family and Thanksgiving. Written for the Cream of Spam contest.

Pickled Pigs Feet  [13+]   0.8 KB
Written for the Cream of Spam contest; A tongue twister

A Pickle Pantoum  [18+]   1.0 KB
Written for the Spam Slingers. Rate low!

Don't Take My Song  [ASR]   1.0 KB
Written for the "Take My Phrase Please" contest. My next smash country song!

Little Bo (Adult) Peep  [18+]   0.6 KB
A classic turned... um... Bad. You have been warned

I Hate Clowns  [13+]   0.9 KB
Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest

Genus Ovis, A Love Poem  [18+]   0.9 KB
Written for the Spewlitzer Prize contest. Deliberately bad poetry!

The Inky, Stinky Leprechaun  [ASR]   0.9 KB
A poem written for the "Simply Horrible" contest

The Little Pinto That Could  [ASR]   1.2 KB
An ode to my first car.

Snow Sucks  [ASR]   0.9 KB
How I really feel about snow

What Rhymes With Olympics?  [13+]   0.7 KB
Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest

The Worst Valentines Poem EVER!!!  [E]   0.8 KB
Written for the Acrostic Plus contest