This is a compilation ("compilation" makes it sound so sophisticated; sort of like a "best of" even though "best of" implies that you've actually created something of value) of WordImperfect's attempts to lie, cheat, set-up, frame, accuse, intimidate, betray, plagerize (if possible), and otherwise generally do bad things to those who block his seemingly relentless and possibly unstoppable quest for, uh, just what was it that we are trying to win here, anyway? Well, the prize escapes me at the moment, but I'm pretty darn sure it was a good one, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten so worked up over it, would I?