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Lyrics
Lyrics to some selected songs
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Here Comes Sandusky, Here Comes Sandusky  [18+]   2.3 KB
Right down Pedophile Lane...(A great holiday sing-a-long...December 2011)

Renew  [13+]   3.6 KB
They told me it was time to renew, but I said "no, no, no..."

Fifty-Thousand Words to Go  [ASR]   1.8 KB
In honor of that annual November nuisance - sung to the tune of Neil Young's "Ohio"

If I Only Knew  [13+]   2.6 KB
Entry for the Country Music Lovers Contest August '10

Have Some More Kitty  [13+]   1.8 KB
At first it was heartbreaking...But...It wasn't a total loss...Who's hungry?

Zeroes  [13+]   2.8 KB
Theme song for Dunsa International

I Don't Know A Thing  [13+]   1.4 KB
To tune of "Front Porch Swing" by D. Parton (2nd Pl. Country Music Lovers Contest June'10)

Someone's Been Working Out  [13+]   2.9 KB
New, improved lyrics to the tune of "Something To Talk about" by Bonnie Riatt TLC May'10

It Just Doesn't Faze Me  [13+]   3.8 KB
3rd Place TLC Contest Entry Feb '10 (Lyrics based on the song "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley)

I Got Out for Christmas  [E]   1.6 KB
Contest Entry: "In the Mood for a Good Parody" based on "I'll Be Home for Christmas" Dec09

Who Needs Santa Clause?  [E]   3.2 KB
Contest entry: "In Mood For Parody" contest; to tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus" Dec 09

O Traffic Cop of Bethlehem   [E]   1.3 KB
Contest entry for "Mood for a Parody"; to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem" Dec. 09

Why Are You So Listless?  [E]   2.1 KB
For "In the Mood For A Parody" contest; to the tune of "Holly Jolly Christmas" Dec. 09

I Wrote Some Trash  [E]   3.0 KB
Seasonal song done to the tune of "Monster Mash"

"Young and Spry"   [18+]   5.0 KB
This is a song based primarily on weight issues, to the tune "American Pie"

"A Pill Overcomes Most Disorders"  [18+]   1.5 KB
Lyrics related to psychological disorders to the tune of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters"

"Man, My Rear is Draggin"  [18+]   2.3 KB
The joys of aging put to music with "Puff The Magic Dragon"

"Health Care Receiver"  [18+]   1.4 KB
More joys of aging put to the music of "Daydream Believer"

"I Need A Clean Bed Pan"  [18+]   1.2 KB
I am (almost) ashamed to tarnish your collective genius, John, Paul, George & Ringo!

"More Food"  [18+]   1.8 KB
Yet another insult to the Fab Four, and music in general: "Hey Jude"