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Humor
Funny things from real life and musings.
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Forget Your Troubles, C'mon Get Happy!
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The Terrible Two's   [E]   1.2 KB
Even The Terrible Two's Will Be Missed For Childhood Flies By.

Mrs. Banana Teeth  [E]   1.6 KB
Granny was a cold,vain woman. But how she loved bananas!

Zorro the Peking Duck  [18+]   3.2 KB
What began as a dinner became a hilarious murder.

Mrs. Sugar Snow and the Ice Pixies  [18+]   3.1 KB
When Love Grows Cold the Ice Pixies Send In Mrs. Sugar Snow!

Plain Jane Gets Dragged To A Club  [18+]   2.0 KB
Glad I'm Plain Jane And Not Someone's Plastic Bag.

CRAZY FOR EWE- by MOOdonna  [13+]   2.0 KB
I've never had goat milk quite like this, is that Brand new?

The Masked Marauder  [E]   1.9 KB
Daddy was working nights when someone tried to break in.

Procedure  [18+]   1.0 KB
A Camera In Your Rear Puts Things In Perspective.

My Love Is Like A Long-Stemmed Rose  [18+]   1.3 KB
Funny love-hate poem

Getting Lucky With the Mermaid  [18+]   2.2 KB
Hired entertainment is funnier than we bargained for when my 4 year old gets some "tail".

Home School  [13+]   1.9 KB
Historical figures really come to life at home school!

Morning Gloria !  [E]   1.8 KB
Senior Gals Gossip And Eat At Betty's Diner >

Achoo!  [13+]   0.7 KB
Don't You Hate Catching Cold?

Princess Aixelsyd  [13+]   1.5 KB
Dyslexia and how it feels to have it.

The Mysterious Lump  [13+]   1.6 KB
A Mysterious Lump in My Cheek ended in Embarrassment in the E.R.

Pee-Pee the Masochistic Chihuahua  [18+]   3.3 KB
We inherited a very unusual little white chihuahua and he brought us a sick kind of joy.

James Bond  [18+]   1.0 KB
Oh James!, You're the best!

Silly Tea Parties  [E]   1.6 KB
Grandma and Luna Have A Silly Tea Party

Daisy The Dog's Stolen Birthday Cake  [13+]   2.2 KB
Dogs Love Sweets.Poor Old Daisy Was No Exception.

Hula Hoopin' With Grandma  [13+]   0.9 KB
No honey, grandma's not dead, she's lying down to rest.

Macabre Kebob  [E]   1.1 KB
Scary Things Happen When You Eat Too Much Goat Meat

Blind Date Guide Dog  [18+]   1.3 KB
I've been on so many blind dates I need a guide dog.

The Black Creature in My Lagoon  [13+]   3.4 KB
Our aquarium became a house of horrors

My Muse Porky Pig  [E]   1.0 KB
A Poem With No End In Sight Is Saved By Porky Pig

Sows Ears To Silk Purses  [E]   1.9 KB
We poor folks are tough cookies!!!

MickeyMousekawitzaPocahontaSchnitzelWop  [E]   1.8 KB
I need no labels, why do some need so many?

Wicked, Wicked Little Things  [18+]   1.2 KB
Oh the freedom of eyeballing things!

CELL PHONE JUNKIE  [18+]   3.6 KB
Are cell phones really necessary?

TwileezeXR  [18+]   0.6 KB
Addicted to Twilight Movies? Try TwileezeXR!

NOBAMA  [18+]   0.8 KB
Can't Sleep? Anxious? Use NOBAMA!

The Kenya Man  [18+]   1.8 KB
Obama has a new theme song...The Kenya Man

Friendly Fire  [18+]   0.9 KB
Woman Contracts Genital Lesions After Sex With Vaccinated Military Man

Foreign Food  [13+]   2.4 KB
What is real food? Where does it come from?

Wisdom Teeth  [E]   0.6 KB
The Wise Tooth Bites the Foolish Tongue.

Town Meeting in Perfectville U.S.A.  [18+]   15.3 KB
Obama's Impeached with the help of Anne Coulter, Jesse Ventura, and Phoebe the dumb blonde

GARLIC  [E]   0.8 KB
Garlic, How do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways....

Yard "Sailing"  [13+]   1.0 KB
Like plunder-crazed pirate wenches some ladies can't resist a yard "sail"