I once read a bumper sticker which said, "It may be that the meaning of your life is to serve as a warning to others". It was then that I discovered my true calling. Due to a number of circumstances, I have experienced some of the most grievous and blatant lapses of Good Sense. I have had over 10 operations, both major and minor. I have a Frequent Flyer account with the local emergency room. I am on a first name basis with both my surgeon and my mental health providers (more on that later). This is where I offer advice you will get no where else. Marital relations, lifestyle, materials safety, this is a one-stop portal for the thing that I know best: Don't do this.