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Quizmo ala Cute (Poetic Funnies)
On a more cynical, comedic, and sarcastice note.
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On the lighter side of a Quizmo...
Portfolio -> Quizmo ala Cute (Poetic Funnies)

Post Christmas Stupor  [E]   1.2 KB
Post Christmas thoughts of a non-Christmas. Written for Writer's Cramp

Control, Alt, Delete  [E]   2.1 KB
Lemons to lemonade... or vice versa? An entry (and WINNER!) for "Writer's Cramp"

Here's to Hunsucker  [18+]   1.8 KB
A cheer for a long-time county hero! Written for "The Cramp"

Klara, 85 and Still Weak for the Knees  [13+]   2.6 KB
Written for "You've Got Character!" A heavy Jewish/Polish accent please!

Life Without You  [E]   1.5 KB
I got to thinking what it might be like. A fun poem for my love.

Never Let Your Left Hand Know  [13+]   1.1 KB
Ladies, this one's for you. Close your eyes, fellas. :-)

Turkey and Pie  [E]   0.9 KB
Here's a different idea for the holidays.

Pumpkin Grin  [E]   0.9 KB
The perfect model!

Sometimes I Sail on a Boat  [E]   0.4 KB
A silly limerick.

Three Faces  [E]   0.7 KB
Silly limerick about life for "InvisibleInkBlot's Poetry Contest."

Have Your Cake and Eat It Too?  [E]   0.8 KB
So, you want to tie the knot, eh? Well, watch out!

Slave Kitty  [ASR]   1.1 KB
Watch out.. they may be lions! Poem for the Send Sherri Snickering contest.

I Can Water!  [E]   0.5 KB
A cute little poem for Sherri's "Send Sherri Snickering" contest.

Darling, Darling, Madame Rose  [E]   1.4 KB
Her beauty grows. For Sherri Q's contest, Send Sherri Snickering.

What Do You Want for Your Birthday?  [E]   2.1 KB
Someday you may get what you want!

It Can Happen to You  [13+]   2.2 KB
You think being stoned is cool?

Thanks Dr. Seuss!  [E]   0.7 KB
Couldn't have done it without you!

I Caught Myself a Kitty Cat!  [E]   1.3 KB
How the canary swallowed the cat!

Svelte Preferred  [E]   1.1 KB
Love or lard? Such decisions!

Morning Glories’ Glory  [E]   2.1 KB
Beautiful morning glories seem to have minds of their own!

Rosey Girl  [E]   2.0 KB
A poem for one of my best friends!

The Need to Read  [E]   1.6 KB
To read or not to read... There is no question.

Quizmo's Wild Ride  [E]   3.8 KB
Quizmo appears quiet, but always finds adventure.. even on the way to work.

Appreciate Your Elephant  [E]   1.6 KB
Elephants need loving too!

Hairy Scary Monster  [E]   1.4 KB
Our newest family member? A true life adventure!

Sunday Picnic  [E]   2.2 KB
My Sunday.. just to write a poem.

Pocking Through Pockets  [E]   1.8 KB
I wasn't meaning to look, this fellow is such a sweeetheart!

Emerald Tricks  [E]   4.0 KB
Leprechauns? The luck o' the Irish? This truly happened... No Blarny!

Elephant Love  [E]   1.2 KB
Ever try to hide an elephant?

To Kill a Cake  [E]   3.2 KB
I have to get this poem out every time I bake that cake! (Love and miss you, Mom!)

Quizmatic Lunatic!  [E]   1.0 KB
A love potion, of sorts..

Peanuts, Popcorn, Cotton Candy!  [E]   3.2 KB
Take me out to the ball game... but PLEASE bring me back home!! True story!

Spontaneous Combustion!  [E]   1.6 KB
Oh, wouldn't it be nice to simply disappear...

Mouse Balls  [ASR]   0.7 KB
Not self cleaning, like cats..

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah  [E]   1.7 KB
Addicted to Writing.com? No sir, not me!

You Animal, You!  [E]   0.9 KB
Do you purr, growl or leave fur balls?

Cross-Eyed in One, Blind in the Other  [E]   0.8 KB
Seeing the world from a different perspective..

Where Have All the Bookstores Gone?  [E]   2.9 KB
Huck Finn, where are you?

Half Star  [ASR]   0.6 KB
A writer's greatest loss

Tricks and Treats  [E]   1.2 KB
WHO will be the treat??

A One Night Stand  [13+]   1.6 KB
Oh, but such a perfect date!

Lord Bowedleg & the Princess Knock~Kneed  [ASR]   2.3 KB
Damsel and dashing... dragon?