THIS WAS ON THE NEWS.

Man gets attacked in parking lot and the thief is struggling with him for his keys.
Another man sees this all happening and grabs his frozen turkey and hits thief over the head with said turkey. He then ran back into the store to call the police.
Police found thief half a block away holding his head.

POEM:

I saw an ad for fresh turkey today.
It looked so good but I'll have to say.
You may want that plump juicy fresh bird.
But that is not what I heard.
For protection at the grocery store
Buy 1 turkey every trip
Makes alot of turkey jerkey.
To keep those thieves at bay,
I'll buy a frozen one any day.

Gayle Marie Crawford














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I'm a Grandmother, married 20 years to a wonderful man I adore. A published author, now working on a series of five children's books, called, "Gayle's Readers". I enjoy happy, light hearted, reading; as well as mysteries, Children's stories, Poems, and Writing.
Life Blessed with my peaceful, loving grandparents, who spent the summers at The Lake of the Ozarks. And through the school year in Independence, both in Missouri, with my mother who taught me to read and write at a very early age, and my father who loved everyone, life, and nature; they all have a very special place in my heart!
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And Please feel free to check out any of these:

Book List:

"Fifteen Feet and Inches Nine"
"Quotes and Stuff"
"" The Land of What Could Become""
"The Boat Sways A Lullabye"
"Grandma's Mage Spells"
"My Book List Copyright 1959"
"Our Love Will Live Through All Of Time."
"Swimming With Dolphins"
"When Out Of The Sea Came..."
"ADHD, Consistency and Kindness."
"Remember Above All , Consistency."
"The modest Blue Bird (08-23-07 9:19pm)"
"Fly Fishing Hotel"
"Publishing Contract and First E-Mails"
"How Did You Learn That?"
"My Puppy, My Friend"
"Season's Nature"
"~*~A Winter To Remember!~*~"
"From My Brother. Bless His Heart."

God Bless! Peace & Love, Gayle