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Bad to the bone or AntiSLAM Poetry
Bad to the bone or AntiSLAM Poetry. Rate onesies if ya love em'!
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Avg Rating: (6)
Yep! I write stinky poetry too! I want to see one ratings in this folder! lol

You have to write a few stinkers to learn how to write the gems!

Now go in there and try not to gag!

:P

All are entries into "Invalid Item AND the antiSLAM.
Portfolio -> Rythym & Rhyme - My Poetry&Prose -> Bad to the bone or AntiSLAM Poetry

Isabel  [E]   1.2 KB
anit-SLAM *** If ya love it, rate a onesie!

Monster! - A Diamante  [13+]   0.5 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE! If ya love it, rate it a one!

Get 'em deep!  [E]   0.6 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE - IF YA LOVE IT, RATE A ONE!

Zany Zucchini  [E]   0.5 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE, if ya love it - rate it a ONE!

OH MY! - A Cinquain  [ASR]   0.2 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE! If ya love it, give it a one!

Fish and Vegetable Medley  [E]   0.7 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE! If you love it, give it a onesie!

The Agony  [ASR]   0.8 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE - IF YOU LOVE IT, RATE A ONE!

Oriental Veggie Kung-Fu Haiku  [ASR]   1.2 KB
Animated Chinese Veggies go wild... Film at 11.

Hair Ornaments  [E]   0.3 KB
Ornament + hair + a barrette = a playground

Send In The Clown  [E]   0.5 KB
BAD ON PURPOSE! If you love it, rate it a ONE!

Indy In The House * Sedoka  [E]   0.4 KB
BAD on purpose! If you love it rate a one!

Homework  [E]   0.9 KB
Bad on purpose! Rate this a one if ya liked it!

Tongue Garbage  [13+]   1.3 KB
Bad on purpose, rate one's if ya like it!

Garbage Can Dog  [ASR]   0.4 KB
Bad on purpose, rate one if you liked it!

Sedan Sonnet Of Smelliness  [13+]   0.7 KB
Bad on purpose, rate one's... I dare ya!

Tapioca Lament  [E]   0.4 KB
Bad on purpose... *Lolly, lolly, lolly get your adverbs here* Rate it with a one!

Weapon of Evil  [E]   0.2 KB
Bad on purpose. Dare ya to rate it a one! Sedoka form.

Armpit Dandruff  [E]   0.2 KB
Bad on purpose, I dare ya to rate it a 1!

Can I Have Fries With That?  [E]   0.2 KB
Bad to the bone on purpose... Give me ones! Oh, it's a Sedoka in case ya wondered.

Gardening Joy  [18+]   0.6 KB
Bad on purpose, naughty on purpose too! Dare ya to rate it a one!

Inflammation Roars  [ASR]   0.2 KB
Bad on purpose, rate a 1... I dare ya!

Smurf Love  [13+]   0.7 KB
Okay, so it's gone to my head already! Purposely bad sonnet.

Evil Elvis Carbon Copy  [E]   0.9 KB
It's Now or Never, you royal imposter...

Slup, blup, SPLAT  [13+]   0.9 KB
AntiSLAM Bubba style. ***NOTE: if you like it, give it 1 star!

Abducted again  [E]   0.5 KB
The topic is Abducted by Aliens, any form, 20 line maximum.

Sweet Potato Haiku  [E]   0.2 KB
anti-SLAM Topic: A food you love/hate. Free form.

A randy young man from Peru  [18+]   0.2 KB
anti-SLAM Topic: A Limerick using one of three starter lines.

She Did It! *points finger*  [E]   0.5 KB
bad, bad poem... On purpose! *snicker*

Slumber Party Haiku  [18+]   0.6 KB
Late night gossip, Haiku style...

You Get Your Opinion In Anyway  [13+]   1.2 KB
TOPIC: anti-love. Your entry must be a poetic form: I chose the pantoum.

THORIN OAKENSHIELD  [E]   0.3 KB
A baaaad chain of Haiku based on The Lord of the Rings...

Nutcracker Sweet?  [E]   0.7 KB
PROMPT describe reaction of 10 yr old boy whos forced to attend *The Nutcracker Suite*

Happy's Dirty Little Secret  [ASR]   0.8 KB
Prompt: Sick & Wrong Love Poems to Snow White. Choose a dwarf & share his secret longings

Grits hen red-eye gravy  [E]   1.7 KB
Topic: food & unrequited love or food and a breakup. Free Verse & No line limit.