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Anti-SLAM!!!! Bad is Good....
all my horrid (and pretty hilarious) poetry for Pita's Anti-SLAM smackdown
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Like, hi!

I'm Nilli with an "i" and I just want to, like, introduce myself.

So, um, like, HI!

Here is my poetry for the smackdown. I've tried REALLY hard to, like, put my SOUL into it, ya know? So, I hope you like it, but if you don't, whatever, I'll just send my boyfriend Biff (even though he is, like, being a total moron) to kick your butt.

Anyway *giggles*, like, I have to go do my hair cuz I have to be cute in case any of the poets I meet in the anti-slam are hot or something. K?

Luvyameanit, best friends forever!

Nilli
Portfolio -> Anti-SLAM!!!! Bad is Good....

The PUNny Side of Rome: haiku chain  [ASR]   0.5 KB
observations on tibits of culture from the Roman Empire (in a punny way)

A Force to Be Reckoned With  [ASR]   0.7 KB
can't help but bring you down

True Love (psycho girlfriend style)  [ASR]   0.7 KB
love at its most psycho

Fate of a King  [ASR]   0.4 KB
a "royal" exit

What Saves Me  [E]   1.3 KB
my life, is, like, ruined

Hide and Seek  [ASR]   0.8 KB
they're coming to take me away

Devilish Prune  [ASR]   0.6 KB
I hate them.

Tuna, is, like, Gross  [E]   0.6 KB
like, SOOOO, my least favorite food

Like, shhhhh, okay?  [13+]   1.4 KB
What's a slumber party without gossip?

Nutcracker, Schmutcracker  [ASR]   0.8 KB
a 10 year old boy at the ballet

Sweet Dreams  [13+]   0.8 KB
From Sleepy to Snow White in a sick and wrong sort of way

Death by Chocolate  [E]   0.9 KB
why we had to, like, end