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Bad to the Bone Poems
All of my intentionally rotten poetry is here for your culinary displeasure!
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Portfolio -> Pin the Tail on the Poem -> Pockets Full of Poetry -> Bad to the Bone Poems

It Certainly Does Suck  [13+]   0.8 KB
A love poem to my beloved vacuum, for the Bad to The Bone Contest. Yee-haw.

Staplers Are The Best Ever  [E]   0.6 KB
Written for Pita's "Bad to The Bone" Poetry Contest. How bad is it?

Stinky Monkey Poem  [E]   0.1 KB
Ode to a Stinky Sock Monkey (a cinquain)

Monkey Thong  [ASR]   0.1 KB
My husband Andy wrote his own BTTB monkey sock poem; here it is.

Cascade, Take Me Away!  [ASR]   0.1 KB
Wash me, my love! (a cinquain)

Let's be PC About This  [E]   0.2 KB
Balding Men + Vanity = Denial! A Tanka for Pita's Bad To The Bone contest.

Redneck Watching Survivor  [13+]   0.1 KB
Bad to the Bone haiku about least favorite foods...and I do mean LEAST.

Jump Right In  [E]   0.2 KB
Bad to the bone limerick, just swimming in jello...

Jonah  [E]   0.2 KB
Bad to the Bone Limerick, about a marine mammal straight from the Old Testament.

Like Water Can’t Go Through Lace Holes?  [ASR]   0.2 KB
For Bad to the Bone contest; yellow laces and all.

I had it Rough in My Toughskins  [ASR]   0.2 KB
For Bad to the Bone Contest; seeking emotional closure!