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2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown
Bad poetry entried for the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown
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deliberately bad poetry written for the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown.
Portfolio -> Pin the Tail on the Poem -> Pockets Full of Poetry -> 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown

Frere, Jacques?  [ASR]   0.5 KB
Round 14 for the 2nd annual anti-slam; bad poem free verse: swift incongruity.

Nitrous  [13+]   0.4 KB
Free verse poem about the dentist for the anti-slam finales!

This is A Stick-Up  [13+]   0.9 KB
Round 12 of the anti-slam finales; fast food septet.

Office Positions  [18+]   0.3 KB
Round 11 of the 2nd annual anti-slam; chained haiku on vocation/office politics.

Cat Calls  [ASR]   0.7 KB
For round 10 of the Anti-Slam Smackdown finales - free verse taunting the judges.

One of Those Pesky Commandments  [13+]   0.4 KB
For the 2nd annual anti-slam poetry finals; a triad, unrhymed, about discount savings.

Hit Me With A Soft Rock  [13+]   0.3 KB
2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown Finales Round 8...chained 3-part haiku, any topic.

His Holy Clothes  [E]   0.2 KB
2nd Annual Anti-Slam finales...English tanka about avoiding clothes shopping.

Lives Are At Stake!  [13+]   0.4 KB
Holy Bad Poem! English Tanka for the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Finals: traffic frustrations.

Keep 'em Coming  [13+]   0.3 KB
Free verse about childhood comfort food for the 2nd annual anti-slam smackdown finals.

Donnicker  [18+]   0.9 KB
2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown Finales Round 3. Sonnet - teaching kid to cycle.

Wish Me Luck  [18+]   0.2 KB
Quintilla about bad luck for the 2nd annual anti-slam smackdown finals. It's baaad!

I Got You Covered  [ASR]   1.2 KB
Anti-Slam Bad Poetry Finale Round 1. Free verse; the joy of helping kids with homework.

Brown Muse Floating  [13+]   1.7 KB
Round 10 of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown; Pantoum about my bad poetry muse: a poopy.

Lithping Lipth  [ASR]   0.3 KB
For the Thecond Annual Anti-Thlam Thmackdown. Exthpolring a body part(s). haiku triplet.

Mah Truck  [ASR]   0.7 KB
Sonnet about mah truck, Lucy. I done love Lucy, I shore do.

Dude, You Got Yourself a Real Problem!  [ASR]   0.4 KB
For the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam, Round 7. Triolet about allergies. Haaaaaaatchuuuuuuoooooo!

Thumb in the Mouth Hole  [ASR]   0.2 KB
Round six of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown. Sedoka about toys and eeeeee--vil.

The Wonder of You  [E]   0.1 KB
It's a miracle! (Deliberately bad haiku. You have been warned!)

Buy Our Brand That's Really Good  [E]   0.2 KB
Round 4 in the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown; sedoka - subject is commercials.

B'Alliteration  [13+]   0.5 KB
Round Three in the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown; twisted free verse w/city & animal.

Hoe Gone Bad  [E]   0.9 KB
For Round Two of the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown. Gardening joys abound...

Razor Encounter  [ASR]   0.2 KB
I don't mean to brag, but this is REALLY bad. For the 2nd Annual Anti-Slam Smackdown!