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April Anti-SLAM!
No foolin! :-) These poems are BAD (on purpose!)
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Here is the folder where I will keep my poems written for Pita's ANTI-SLAM. They are intentionally bad poems, in case you can't tell. Wink
Portfolio -> Anti SLAM poems -> Poetry -> April Anti-SLAM!

Razor's Edge  [ASR]   0.6 KB
For Round 1 of the April Anti-SLAM!

The Joys of Gardening  [13+]   1.1 KB
Round 2 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM!

Disneyland Dreams  [13+]   0.8 KB
Round 3 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM!

Plop! Plop!  [13+]   0.5 KB
Round 4 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM!

Ode to a Flake  [ASR]   0.3 KB
Round 5 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM - a Haiku about Dandruff, lol!

Easy Baking  [13+]   0.5 KB
Round 6 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM!

Ragweed, O Ragweed  [13+]   0.9 KB
Round 7 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM - an allergy triolet.

O Mechanic, My Mechanic  [18+]   1.2 KB
Round 8 Entry for the April Anti-SLAM!

Not By The Hair ...  [13+]   0.7 KB
Round 9 Entry for Anti-SLAM - triple Haiku chain.

Softly She Calls To Me  [ASR]   1.7 KB
Round 10 Entry for Anti-SLAM - Muse Pantoum

New Math  [ASR]   1.6 KB
FINALE ROUND 1 ENTRY - The Joys of Kids' Homework

Ain't That a Kick in the Head  [13+]   0.4 KB
Anti-SLAM Round 2 FINALE Entry - Haiku with "just end."

April 15  [ASR]   0.8 KB
Round 3 FINALE Entry - April Anti-SLAM! Quintella about bad luck.

Never Grow Up ...  [ASR]   0.9 KB
Round 4 FINALE Entry April Anti-SLAM - Sonnet about teaching kid to ride bike

Fruit of the Gods  [ASR]   1.0 KB
Round 5 FINALE entry for April Anti-SLAM - free verse about comfort food

Jammin'  [18+]   0.6 KB
Round 6 FINALE Entry for April Anti-SLAM - Tanka about Traffic

She's A Very Freaky Girl  [ASR]   0.8 KB
Round 7 FINALE Entry for April Anti-SLAM - Tanka about Clothes Shopping

Grocery Shopping  [ASR]   0.7 KB
Round 9 FINALE Entry for April Anti-SLAM! - Triad about Savings Cards

You Only Taunt The Ones You Love  [18+]   1.3 KB
Round 10 FINALE Entry for April Anti-SLAM - free verse judges taunt

McCursed  [13+]   1.4 KB
Round 12 FINALE Entry for April Anti-SLAM! Septet about bad take-out food.

Toothsayer  [13+]   1.8 KB
Round 13 FINALE Entry for April Anti-SLAM - a trip to the dentist

Winter in the Rockies  [13+]   1.3 KB
Round 14 FINALE Entry for Anti-SLAM - Incongruity is King!