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Slammed Out, Slammed Down
Click here for some horrid reading.
Rated:
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Avg Rating: (16)
BEWARE! You have entered my folder filled with bad poetry. These poems were all written for the various Anti-Slam contests sponsored by Pita and Katya, where 1 star is king. All bad poetry shall be laid to rest here.*Sick*

This poetry is meant for 1 star ratings. If you give any of these poems higher ratings than 3 stars, you will be asked to rerate them (and annoy me in the process). Wink




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(The last two images were created by Captain Colossal . Awesome images!)
Portfolio -> Slammed Out, Slammed Down

The Blog  [E]   0.4 KB
Everyone knows blogging is overrated. One star ratings please.

Stiks on the Web  [E]   0.2 KB
The adventures of a Stik Figure cruising the internet

V-Day  [13+]   0.5 KB
Because Valentine's Day is a disgusting disgrace

Musical Athletes  [13+]   0.4 KB
What do I like in a man? Here's your answer.

Demon Type Items  [13+]   0.2 KB
A bad reflection on the master of the underworld

On Paper  [ASR]   0.7 KB
The sad, sorry, one star fate of books

Remember Rory  [E]   0.5 KB
A plea full of alliteration and stench

Flexibility  [13+]   0.1 KB
I'm courting trouble with this one.

Brownies  [ASR]   0.6 KB
A recipe and nothing more. Right.

No Pity  [E]   0.7 KB
From the mouth of a frustrated bad poet

The Crazy Buffet  [ASR]   0.5 KB
What happens to those missing socks of ours? They get eaten, of course!

Never Mind  [ASR]   0.6 KB
Invented words and break-ups make for awful poetry!

Yummy Salad  [18+]   0.5 KB
The most obscene salad on record, I'd say

Gnooooome!  [13+]   0.2 KB
One star answer to the question of what lawn gnomes do when we're not looking

Silence Is....  [13+]   0.7 KB
scary, especially with this batch of mimes!

To Pluto with Love  [18+]   0.7 KB
A nauseating ode to a Disney character

Some Hair  [13+]   0.5 KB
A disgusting musing on body hair and the losing battle to eradicate it

Sleepy Time  [13+]   0.6 KB
What happens when twisted people don't get enough sleep (and write poetry)

Bad Bitey  [13+]   0.2 KB
Dogs are bad little critters...just like this poem!

My Favorite Pair  [E]   0.4 KB
A terrible tribute to some socks

Harry Potter Jelly Beans  [13+]   0.1 KB
My one star review of these candy things

Fishes!  [E]   0.5 KB
Nemo's worth more than one star, but this poem isn't!

Garden Confidential  [ASR]   0.7 KB
Utterly cheestastic ditty involving gumshoes and veggies

Last Thoughts  [ASR]   0.4 KB
Intentionally awful poem of national lament

Remember Those Days  [ASR]   0.6 KB
A really horrific tribute to the 80s

Acidic Salsa  [ASR]   0.5 KB
One star mix of Akira, South Beach and a tomato based foodstuff

WeedLand  [E]   0.7 KB
My little one star worthy garden

I Need to Bathe  [E]   0.2 KB
One star answer to the question of what to use when you have no soap

Dairy Woes  [ASR]   1.1 KB
Utterly grotesque views on dairy products (craving one star ratings)

My Bode  [13+]   1.1 KB
A love poem...from my cat's point of view!

Floridian Evil  [13+]   0.4 KB
1 star commentary on the Florida economy

I Hate Red  [13+]   0.2 KB
And why do I hate red? (One star, please)

Emo Fools  [18+]   1.0 KB
Terrible one-star worthy ghazal on Live Journal antics.

Invalid Item  [E]   0.5 KB
This likes 1 star ratings (hint hint)