Here's the rules.
This is a satirical forum that pokes fun at celebrities and why they are where they are.

The Basic Rules

1. Only one sentence per post. Multiple sentences will be deleted.
2. This is satire, so you do not have to be logical.
3. This is satire, so really bounce your posts off the wall!
4. This si satire, so be wildly creative and inventive.
5. This is satire, but please stay within the rating (PG 13)
6. You may post as many times as you wish.
7. Occasionally we may run a contest with this forum, but generally it is just a forum.