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My Demented Humor
Depression-Related Humor. Not for the faint of heart!
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A collection of humor essays dealing with my depression. When I'm feeling really low, SHE comes out . . .

It helps me deal with the dark side. I always feel a little better after I let loose.

My friends think I should publish, because I make them laugh. If I can make you laugh or smile, even when you're feeling bad, then I have served a good purpose.
Portfolio -> My Demented Humor

The Concealer Cult  [18+]   14.7 KB
I have lost my Gruntle. I am now a Dis-Gruntled Employee. I know I am going to get fired.

Humor for the Depressed by the Depressed  [E]   3.8 KB
Demented humorist is published! Dog-Almighty is a collection of humor essays.

No Mo Ho Moans  [18+]   2.8 KB
An estrogen challenged woman whines about her body

Stains of the Nightmare Variety  [13+]   4.5 KB
I never thought I would need Pampers . . .

Overheard In a Pasture  [18+]   5.8 KB
Cow and Goat have one of their Usual Daily Arguments

There Will Be No Farting on This Plane  [13+]   5.0 KB
In which I state my humble opinion on 2 disgusting human functions

Excerpt From the South Park Diet  [E]   2.9 KB
Food critics beware! This is my version of a well-stocked pantry.

A Blow by Blow Account of Childbirth  [13+]   16.4 KB
Only I could be demented enough to find the humor in childbirth.

How to Have a Baby  [13+]   5.3 KB
What I REALLY learned in Childbirth Classes

Total Skank Retain  [13+]   6.1 KB
In which I am placed directly in the Line of Skank Fire!

My Son is My Favorite Nag  [13+]   2.1 KB
Chapter 2: Things I did not know about having a child.

Why am I the Keeper of Lost Items  [13+]   4.7 KB
Why am I the Keeper of All Lost Things?

Flatulence Poisoning  [18+]   5.4 KB
How my ex-boyfriend fried my brain

Panty Liners  [13+]   2.9 KB
Someone help me pick a panty liner!!

 Our Lady of the Plastic Deck Chairs  [13+]   2.1 KB
Finally, a church for the rest of us.

Nematode Therapist For Hire  [------]   10.7 KB
allergies, nematodes and headaches; all grist for my favorite activity: complaining!

Headaches  [18+]   5.6 KB
Migraines are H*LL with the caps lock button on.

News You Can Count On  [18+]   10.1 KB
Lamenting the state of News Broadcasts

Bean Dip Woman  [13+]   0.7 KB
Parody of Fleetwood Mac's Gold Dust Woman

Blaming My Problems on Teddie  [18+]   7.3 KB
In which I trace the seeds of my depression back to the family dog.

Expensive Dirt  [18+]   5.2 KB
Why I Keep Losing Jobs

The Martha Files  [18+]   8.2 KB
I am Cooking Impaired