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Est. August 11, 2010
beny
I am both a Canadian and an American citizen, perhaps fiercely proud of both citizenships. My literature works consist of various articles in the Toronto Star and the Toronto Sun Canadian newspapers. I also published the book "Vivir es Esto", Dunken Editorial, Argentina. You could say that I am a freelance writer and thespian with no awards or literature recognitions. But my life in electronic, computers, electrical and process control shows some success. I know Spanish, English and French, in reality I am not fluent at any of them. Like Socrates I just say "I only know that I know nothing" Beny beny@nc.rr.com

Transcontinental Printing, Canada  [13+]   12.2 KB
The shit always comes down the hill

Perhaps Poetry  [E]   11.6 KB
I need to be someone.

Bus 2857 Montgomery, Alabama  [E]   39.4 KB
Why did you refuse to give your seat to a white man? Well, It’s a matter of dignity

Mass without audience  [E]   5.9 KB
I don't go to Church on Sundays. There is always something much useful to do. Bill Gates

Funny talking about Sex  [18+]   9.2 KB
The feminine genital pulls more than a tractor, I experienced it

Edited jokes taken from the Net  [18+]   8.5 KB
Been a full time joker pleases me a lot of

Sex lies  [18+]   29.8 KB
It’s a false statement to assure that good sex defaults to long stability for a couple.

I want to sue Jesus Christ  [E]   22.4 KB
There is no Jesus Christ for Beny, there is no Beny for Jesus Christ either.

USA... Once upon a time  [E]   50.3 KB
Today’s American technology reminds me of the prostitutes: they both have bad reputation

Aqui Finish  [E]   77.4 KB
I run away from a russian plane in Gander, NFLD, Canada, to request political asylum.

The Cuban Way  [E]   10.0 KB
There are no dictators in Puerto Rico, the Falkland Islands or in Newfoundland, Canada.

The Little Dog  [E]   7.6 KB
Young Cuban soldiers dying in Angola, Africa, to spread Communism on that Continent

The Coast  [E]   4.5 KB
Unpleasantly unforgettable curious scenario at Communist Republic of Cuba

The Last Judgment  [E]   5.4 KB
The eternal difference between famous and poor, this time at the Final Judgment.

Two pills per day  [ASR]   3.9 KB
Poor people mentality under Communism

Communication with God  [E]   15.1 KB
“To all human beings: be ready to flee Earth”. Professor Stephen W. Hawking

The Cuban Military Boots  [E]   5.3 KB
Very funny, perhaps the real meaning of a Latin America Army... to think a little bit too

My Ideal Macho Man  [ASR]   2.2 KB
Funny but true story about an homosexual

Pompous ass hole  [13+]   2.7 KB
Taken from the movie “Flyboys”, 20th Century Fox

Daddy why you do not talk today?  [E]   3.4 KB
Poor people versus poor people of the same poor nation

Speech without Audience  [E]   6.8 KB
An old man who suffers a dictatorship but dreams of being a speaker having a big audience

Vagina for Rent  [18+]   6.3 KB
We sell our cigars, they rent vaginas