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Est. April 10, 2011
Boston Meyers
Copy and paste that link. I am #31. Precisely measuring each day of my life in inches, because I am a true Icelander. From Chicago. Mysteriously suspicious of stealing time from precious people. All because sometimes life isn't how you expected it to be. If you're reading this, you're definitely not God; God only reads the newspaper. Me? I prefer the Chicago Times. However, my name is to be announced in the next 30 seconds, but only if you are reading this at 17:28 on Tuesday, January 2nd, 2014.
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Waking Up  [E]   14.8 KB
George descends into an insanity spiral, full of nightmarish hallucinations and visions.

The Day God Taught Our Math Class  [E]   3.1 KB
This is a true story.

Surprise  [E]   1.5 KB
Written for a contest

Vincent  [ASR]   5.9 KB
Written for a contest—specifically, "The Writer's Cramp."

Is That...?  [E]   0.6 KB
Fun tales from an 11-year-old child in a classroom.

Hand Sanitizer: A Haiku  [E]   0.1 KB
Hand sanitizer is a killer.

Waking Up  [E]   14.8 KB
George descends into an insanity spiral, full of nightmarish hallucinations and visions.

The Day God Taught Our Math Class  [E]   3.1 KB
This is a true story.

Grandpa David  [E]   1.9 KB
Written for a contest

Surprise  [E]   1.5 KB
Written for a contest