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Est. January 29, 2006
I haven't stopped writing since I learned how. Back in the 1970s kids weren't allowed to verbalize how they felt. What was on my mind quickly transformed my mouth into a landing platform for a Zest bar. Expressing myself by writing stopped the PMS induced Zest assaults.

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This was a spoof Ebay auction. Fortune telling services offered by a hungry Harley Dude.

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