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Quotes from the Master:Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read./Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others./She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon./A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five/I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. (Groucho Marx)

Life and a Clear Liquid  [18+]   6.7 KB
Some of my more memorable drinking experiences

The Doctors Appointment  [18+]   34.7 KB
I just HATE doctors and heres why!

Raising Baby  [18+]   33.4 KB
How to Raise Children from a man's point of view. Its EASY!

How To Have A Successful Relationship  [18+]   5.1 KB
A "How To" for relationships. For Men Only! Will add from time to time!

How To Murder Your Spouse  [18+]   29.6 KB
Humorous depiction of murdering your spouse!