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Est. May 10, 2007
Edgar Swamp
I have been writing for many years but the samples here are all from the last two. Some have been published, some reviled/abhorred. Exploring many genres-from horror to sci/fi to drama to personal experience-most of the stories have a dark edge to them. But the idea is that the stories are meant to entertain, bottom line. My hidden agenda isn't to teach anything, but to discuss the peculiar substance that is the human mind. We are all very sick creatures, like it or not...

Mobile Castration  [18+]   25.1 KB
An interview with an unlicensed doctor who performs castrations.

I knew it would come to this...  [18+]   19.3 KB
The vultures are all gathered at the funeral, waiting to see what they'll get. Surprise!

Humane Disposal  [18+]   14.4 KB
If you give up your pet you might be the one in trouble...

Creating A Serial Killer  [18+]   17.2 KB
How do you 'create' someone with insatiable bloodlust? Here's how!

Dr. Newt's Custom Services  [18+]   17.7 KB
Dr. Newt has been helping men for over ten years with his quality custom care. Call today!

Engorge  [18+]   5.4 KB
Modern science has a pill for everything, but watch out for this one!

We Love To Eat Children...  [13+]   16.4 KB
Do the trolls at the top of the stairway really exist, or are they a lingering nightmare?

Chelsea and the Sea  [13+]   13.0 KB
Fishing excursions with Chelsea's uncle Slim were exciting, fish or no fish.

Midnight Move  [18+]   25.8 KB
The joy of living in a roach infested tenement in a bad neighborhood of Chicago explored.

Condemned  [18+]   11.1 KB
Seedy characters living in a warehouse that has been closed by the city.

Night of the Javelinas  [18+]   62.7 KB
An unforgettable trip to Big Bend National Park. Don't feed the animals!

High School Shooting Spree  [18+]   21.0 KB
Three students band together to slaughter their fellow students and teachers. Crazy fun!

Now here's Tom with the weather  [18+]   7.4 KB
Thedore Hitler Stalin is a 'meth baby' who can control the weather with his mind.

Thanksgiving at Stampy's  [18+]   13.1 KB
Come on in, have a Pabst while Stampy carves the bird, or himself...

The pink, satin dress  [18+]   8.0 KB
All Emily wanted was to fit into the pink, satin dress once more...

Homeless for the Holiday's  [18+]   5.7 KB
A time when I lived in my car, drinking and writing songs...

Shelter From the Fire  [13+]   15.8 KB
Father Tony is waiting for you while the wildfires blaze...

vegetarian  [13+]   18.9 KB
Taylor hated food production at the slaughterhouse, but his family had to eat.

Coffee conversation  [18+]   3.8 KB
dispute over fidelity between???

Bloodbath  [18+]   1.3 KB
Youb really didn't want to piss me off, but now that you did, DIE!

The Chili Bowl  [18+]   18.9 KB
Eddie and Michelle are stoners that work in a chili place. Texas style with LSD anyone?

Jim Jones and Hitler In Hell  [18+]   10.8 KB
What are Jim Jones and Hitler up to in Hell? Do we really care? Why not!

Slopmeat  [18+]   28.3 KB
Bank robbing killers find themselves in a small town where slopmeat is on the menu

Gibby Haynes Pantomimes Giving Head  [18+]   8.2 KB
Gibby Haynes, lead singer of the Butthole Surfers, is one twisted dude

Mind F*ck  [XGC]   3.6 KB
This is the kind of sick sh*t I come up with when trying to quit smoking...

Epiphany  [E]   1.3 KB
Life realizations made after it's too late

...and cocaine for all  [18+]   17.0 KB
Big Mike and Von are willing to do anything to score more blow, even murder

Fur what it's worth  [18+]   14.8 KB
Ollie found plenty of dogs to play with, but some of them weren't that nice

Shift of Power  [13+]   10.0 KB
When the world is in turmoil who would you trust?

 Emerald eyes, redhair like wild fire  [18+]   9.6 KB
Medea was the essence of life itself. Too bad she met me.

Fear Zone XXX  [XGC]   15.2 KB
Reality TV without the net-what would you do for $$$?

You can run but you can't hide  [18+]   14.7 KB
Eddie thought he had problems on the job but he never encountered anything like this.

Not everyone is a casual fighter  [18+]   9.4 KB
Bill is a psychotic alcoholic and Cecil is his Native American buddy.