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Est. January 8, 2005

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My name is DJ, I am a MAJOR Harry Potter fan, I enjoy reading and writing funny poems and short stories. My favorite band is BareNaked Ladies. I'll be adding more to my portfolio for your enjoyment! Have a nice day.

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	+	#932761 He Ate My Homework! [ASR] 1.5 KB One of my promised homework excuse poems, also written in the 7th grade. Genres: Comedy :: Children's Created: Jan 27 2005 at 8:54pm EST Last Modified: Jan 29 2005 at 6:30am EST
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				#932388 At the Alps [E] 0.6 KB My entry for Legerdemain's Winter contest. Genres: Nature :: Comedy Created: Jan 26 2005 at 8:58pm EST Last Modified: Jan 26 2005 at 8:58pm EST
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	+	#926349 The Impossible War [13+] 1.3 KB My favorite serious poem, about the decreasing morals of today's world. Thanks, Tic! Genres: Emotional :: Religious Created: Jan 10 2005 at 5:46pm EST Last Modified: Jan 14 2005 at 10:05pm EST
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	+	#925992 My Homework Ate My Dog [13+] 0.9 KB The first of many homework excuse poems to come! Genres: Comedy :: Satire :: Children's Created: Jan 09 2005 at 4:47pm EST Last Modified: Jan 15 2005 at 4:12pm EST
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	+	#925743 The Messiest Room [13+] 1.3 KB A funny poem that I wrote in the 7th grade and won 1st place in a local contest. Enjoy! Genre: Comedy Created: Jan 08 2005 at 10:00pm EST Last Modified: Jan 09 2005 at 4:01pm EST
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