Ahhh... yes do come in. I know it's a bit dark in here so do try not to stumble across anything that might be, creeping across the floor. Please do pardon the dust on that red felt recliner by the fire, I've been gone a long time, but do take a seat.
Yes, I know the cobwebs are a bit thick, haven't I just said I have left the place unattended for too long. It's amazing how things grow when neglected and left in the dark. Well shall we share our tales of the macbre over a nice cup of tea.