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Est. November 27, 2007
I'm a 26 year old unemployed dirtbag from an itty bitty hick town in the great state of Oregon. I like writing poetry, even though I'm completely terrible at it. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside....or maybe that's the PCP. I'm also trying to sell copies of my self-published poetry book. It's $10 shipped in the lower 48 if anyone's interested.

Raccoon  [13+]   0.5 KB
a short and sorry poem about the demise of a raccoon

I Killed and Raped a Hitch Hiker  [XGC]   5.1 KB
With a title like that, do you really need a description?

Brass Knuckle Lullaby  [XGC]   5.4 KB
A rather offensive, tasteless, and poorly written poem about killing a baby. Good stuff!

Sinderella  [XGC]   9.3 KB
A truly horrible rendition of a fairy tale that doesn't even exist.

Rotten Teeth  [13+]   1.8 KB
A super lame poem about eating candy.

Osama the Llama  [18+]   8.2 KB
If Bin Laden was a llama and George Bush was a horse, this would be their story.