*announcer voice* "Please join me in welcoming J-ming to her portfolio. A great reviewer-ranked high in the top 100 reviewers-Jming's so famous she's to hire body guards. Put your hands together-"
*J-ming stumbles on curtain, trips over her high horse, lands face first in a piece of discarded bubble gum, lifts her head, pink goo strings from the floor to her nose, and looks out at audience*
"Uh, hi. I suppose pride does go before the fall."
Welcome. I'm glad you're here.
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